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I’m busy Monday so to get the eclipse experience I just walked into the closet. It’s cool.

Trumps inner circle is diminishing fast. All he has left is Stephen Miller, his daughter and the devil.

Trump said to Steve Bannon “get out and don’t take the sheets.”

Brannon out. Wait till we find out he was the moderating voice.

I'm so pissed. I just invested in a Confederate monument in Biloxi.

When you see a white sheet over the White House don't get scared they're just fumigating.

Trump was so bat shit crazy today it even scared Kim Jong-un.

Don’t blame Donald Trump. He just found out yesterday the Nazis lost World War II.

Trump finally comes out against white supremacists. He also said Pearl Harbor was a horrible thing.

Trump condemns violence on "many sides." Right. The rock they threw at the Klan was truly horrible.

This is why I love NPR. ow.ly/rw2N30eeuX4

It's nice that Trump has a 17 day vacation because going to the golf clubs every weekend can be stressful.

Mr. Scaramucci had a good run. We’re going to miss him. Thanks to him I pulled my back out trying to suck my own cock.