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I wonder when Amazon left New York if they asked to fill out the following: Why are you returning this? Too small… twitter.com/i/web/st…

Made in the U.S.A. Is 7 words not 4. Just sayin.

Give the guy 20 miles of a see through wall so we can change the effing subject.

“There cannot be war and investigation, it just doesn’t work that way.” Donald Trump 2019

I didn't see this until now but I did just get a six dollar residual ow.ly/1VOa30nvj4D

It’s nice to see the guy who wrote The Art of the Deal bring the country to its knees for absolutely nothing.

You gotta be happy for Tom Brady. The guy has had nothing but bad luck his whole life and it’s nice to see him have… twitter.com/i/web/st…

Every time they cut to Bill Belichick he looks exactly like my uncle did when they told him how much his car will cost to fix.

Artificial Intelligence is everywhere at CES. You can also watch it live tonight from the White House.

In awe of Kendall Jenners bravery. To admit you use a zit cream is right up there with Rosa Parks and Nelson Mandela.

I'm retweeting this because my brother was so funny in this scene. ow.ly/4Vbm30nazH1 Also, if you'd like to l… twitter.com/i/web/st…

R.I.P. My dear brother Bob Einstein. A great brother, father and husband. A brilliantly funny man. You will be missed forever.

It’s really scary the stock market is losing 700 points every day. Thank God we have a leader who remains unfazed a… twitter.com/i/web/st…

Trump pulls out of Syria yesterday, Mattis resigns today. That gives you a good feeling that our government is high… twitter.com/i/web/st…