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I feel like I've taken a 200 pound shit.

Every president in history has left a note for the next one. I'm sure Trump will leave one. "I won, you schmuck."

48 hours left. I say he bombs Iran and buys Caesars Palace.

Watching Brady and Brees. Unbelievable. These guys are so old they’re getting the vaccine.

I was missing Trump’s tweets so to duplicate the feeling I put my nuts in a vice.

Trump is not concerned about being banned from Twitter permanently he said if Kimberly Guilfoyle can do what she di… twitter.com/i/web/st…

Buh-bye. Twitter bans President Trump’s account - CNN google.com/amp/s/amp…

Trump announces today he will not be going to Biden’s inauguration. If only he didn’t go to his.

It was so nice to have Trump off Twitter for 12 hours do you really have to let him back on? Can’t we at least pret… twitter.com/i/web/st…

Seriously, if they can't remove Trump at least give him a fake nuclear football. Give him fake codes and connect t… twitter.com/i/web/st…

On July 27th Trump called for protesters who damaged federal buildings to get a minimum of 10 years in prison. My… twitter.com/i/web/st…

Donald Trump has been sitting in the middle of a forest, lighting matches, for four years. Let’s not be surprised… twitter.com/i/web/st…

Watching the Trump supporters storm the Capital. Congratulations Donald Trump. Your wish has come true. You are… twitter.com/i/web/st…

It was an amazing achievement last night in Georgia, but I have to agree with President Trump. This never could… twitter.com/i/web/st…

Today was in an historic day. Donald Trump finally proved there was voter fraud. By him.

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