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Senate finally unveils health care bill. Three people drop dead just reading it.

George Clooney sold his tequila company today for a billion dollars. It's great when someone like that can catch a break.

Fathers Day is so special. I love the cards my wife forces the kids to get me.

Thx 4 posting RT @mrtonymartin: First review of @Criterion's @AlbertBrooks classic 'Lost in America' ow.ly/xYk930cG5eD

Amazon to buy Whole Foods for 13.7 billion in cash. That doesn’t include extra cost for the bags.

OK I just found some. Let me see if I can sell it before I give it away here.

I’m here. I just can’t find the funny RT @jimcarper: 2weeks w/o a tweet from @AlbertBrooks. #EndTheDrought

Trump now considering pulling out of the human race entirely.

Adams Family picked up for a third season. pic.twitter.com/uNIo…

Trump’s first meeting in Saudi Arabia apparently went well. Women can no longer drive in the United States.

I wish President Trump a good, safe trip to Saudi Arabia. If he likes it and wants to stay we can work something out.

It's comforting Vladimir Putin can offer proof what our president said in a secret meeting. That's not fucked up, right?

How long must this go on? How long? Really, how long? ow.ly/W1yJ30bKDRu

I believe the only thing Trump can do to get out of this mess is to hire James Comey as special prosecutor.

Trump fires Comey. I just hope Kushner can head the FBI while still fixing the middle east.

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