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Haven’t tweeted for a while and have never felt better. Although I do miss writing stuff for free and still being horribly criticized.

Goddamnit. I can't stop thinking about this. It's heartbreaking. Our leader is saying fuck you to every intelligen… twitter.com/i/web/st…

The silence of Republicans in congress after their president basically sold the United States out makes me think Pu… twitter.com/i/web/st…

What a beautiful moment for world peace, the American leader and the Russian leader arm in arm both agreeing that A… twitter.com/i/web/st…

12 Russian agents indicted for hacking into Democratic computers! Just in the nick of time so Trump can apologize to Putin in person.

Now that the bots are gone can I be honest? I never liked them. Pretentious, cocky and a bit to anti- Semitic for my taste.

I lost 30 thousand followers today. Those bots were my friends. How dare Twitter assume that fake people don’t love me.

But Amazon is such a small little start up. They so desperately need the money. RT @indicatorseries: Thank you! It… twitter.com/i/web/st…

For those of you who could never figure out relationships this movie is finally on Blu-ray tomorrow!! ow.ly/bkRz30kIxds

Anthony Kennedy to retire from Supreme Court. Let’s pray to God Putin appoints someone reasonable.

Trump was so pleased with his meeting with Kim Jong Un that he announced the United States will now hold peace talks with Canada.

I really hope Trump makes friends with Kim because everyone else wants us dead.

Not to stick up for a pharmaceutical company but I took an ambien last night and still thought what Roseanne did wa… twitter.com/i/web/st…

I realized tonight I will never be able to play basketball like Lebron James.

Breaking news: Trump cancels meeting with North Korea. Nobel committee says he still might get the batshit crazy award.

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