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Just got back from the QAnon inauguration of Donald Trump. Lovely event. The Martians especially enjoyed it.

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Trump said in his CPAC speech that Biden has undone all of his achievements. It’s true. Covid is down, people aren’t attacking the Capitol, we’re acknowledging science and we’re not reading daily hate tweets. Miss ya, buddy.

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After acquitting Trump, Mitch McConnell is giving the most passionate guilty speech I’ve ever heard. Rod Serling called. He wants you out of the Twilight Zone.

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Taxi Driver came out 45 years ago today. And we still don't have an answer to "are you talking to me?"

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Terrible weather in the Northeast. I hope people are ok. As Majorie Taylor Greene says these Jew storms have got to stop.

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Ii’ve decided not have any more Subway tuna sandwiches until Marjorie Taylor Greene tells me what’s really in it.

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Tom Brady just can’t get a break.

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R.I.P. Larry King. I loved his all night radio show in the 80’s. You could call in at 1 in the morning and just riff for hours. His radio show made a great opening for Lost In America. Rest easy Larry.

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I feel like I've taken a 200 pound shit.

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48 hours left. I say he bombs Iran and buys Caesars Palace.

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Watching Brady and Brees. Unbelievable. These guys are so old they’re getting the vaccine.

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I was missing Trump’s tweets so to duplicate the feeling I put my nuts in a vice.

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Trump is not concerned about being banned from Twitter permanently he said if Kimberly Guilfoyle can do what she did at the convention she can stand outside and yell his tweets and everyone will hear her.

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Buh-bye. Twitter bans President Trump’s account - CNN google.com/amp/s/amp…

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Trump announces today he will not be going to Biden’s inauguration. If only he didn’t go to his.

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