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Now Trump is blaming people for tampering with his microphone. He’s right. It actually picked up everything he said.

Trump was making fun of Hillary’s health but if he sniffs one more time i’m calling 911.

Yeah. Trump has great relations with the African American community. And I just blew a Martian.

There’s more scary shit in his taxes than there are in her emails. Believe me.

Putin is watching this saying” if he yells at me like this I’ll break his teeth”

I was unsure earlier but I know now that if Trump is elected a nuclear weapon will go off within a month.

Did trump do a lot of coke or is it my imagination?

10 minutes in we’re all losing.

Al Gore just called begging for another chance.

Trump is warming up by insulting the janitor.

Just heard the debate audience is going to be so large Beyoncé is performing at half time.

Fox News just declared Trump the winner of tonight’s debate.

I just sent that last tweet so I could block the assholes that respond I just learned how to block and it’s really fun.